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well, if no one else is going to review it, I will! 2kinky at the view frodsham, 25th November! casino royale theme (and 3 local girls, who just came as slags. an army whore, a miss massage, and a particularly underdressed air hostess, you know who you are). an amazing night, drinking, dancing and a touch of gambling. see you all there next month!

The Date: Bank Holiday Weekend Sunday 27th August 2006
The Time: 10pm till 3am
The Place: The View, Bellmont Road, Overton Hill, Frodsham, Cheshire, WA6 6HH
Tel: 01928 733 108
Price: ?12; capacity: 800
Dress code ? Rock Stars & Supermodels

?You?ve got to know the rules, before you break them? otherwise it?s no fun?
- Sonny Crockett

Summer is here and the weather is fine, so on the Sunday of this Bank Holiday weekend, ignore the geography and come to Miami!

2Kinky summons all fashionistas to this arresting night, when The View will be transformed into the most glamorous and glitzy party since the days shoulder pads were a good idea. Roll up your sleeves, slip on your Ray-Bans, and prepare yourself to be dazzled by Miami?s most beautiful vices as we turn up the heat.. South beach style. Guys, trim your designer stubble to perfection and pull on your pastel suits, and ladies strut your stuff in your sexiest bling-kini as only you know how.

We invite the country?s finest to enjoy an evening of the funkiest, most arresting tunes with three rooms of DJs keeping the halcyon, sun-tinged vibe going ?til long after that big glitterball in the sky sinks over the horizon (and would it be smug to point out that that horizon offers 40 mile panoramic views to take in as it does? We look after you here, we really do!)

Nick Hussey, Danny Whitehead and Jimmy Bell are serving a karma sutra of Sex On The Beach in the main room, and if you feel the need for some more of the era of Crockett and Tubbs (and why wouldn?t you? It provided us with Slinkies, Kylie, and Thundercats.), Sid and Chunky will be mixing an eclectic cocktail of tunes with ?Deckades of Dance?. And the party even continues past that, as Chris Ward and Nick Hughes play in the WKD Cavern, while you sip Cuba Libres and pose the early hours away.

2Kinky is the only night set to make your temperature rise this side of South beach. Party all night long in true Miami style and keep the roof burning to the bouncin? bass. In true Miami fashion, this beach party is going to be bad, bold & sassy? This vice is too good to give up!

Avast ye! Polish those hooks, varnish those wooden legs, pull out your spangliest eye patch (You know, the one you keep for special occasions), and do whatever you do to make your parrot presentable. 2Kinky on the 29th July provides the perfect smugglers? haven for pirates, buccaneers, and high seas scoundrels of every variety to find sanctuary, quaff grog, and maybe just jig the night away as well (provided the wooden leg holds out).

So come along to our balmy Caribbean hideaway, and let the DJs of the good ship Kink sail your ears away to an island paradise, as Pillaging Anton Powers, and ?Orrible Oliver Lang haul in the finest funky, sultry, contraband house tunes a pirate can steal. Or if the Mediterranean?s more to your plundering tastes, sail over the sun kissed seas to the Observatory where you can dig up a bountiful trove of Balearic beats buried by Noggy and Al Cassin, while the WKD Cavern is where long-time professional vagabonds Chris Ward and Jamie Agar can be found secreting their ill-gotten gains away from prying eyes.

The decks are swabbed, the main brace is spliced, the jolly roger is raised, and we?ve got the cabin boy polishing up the decks as we speak, so come down and join in our evening of bawdy seafaring revelry.

July?s 2 Kinky. It?ll be more fun than slitting a gizzard!